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Daniel Bluefeather for president
Most of us in Davis are totally unaware of the candidacy of Daniel Bluefeather for president of the United States in 2016. The sagacious, sinewy, compassionate biophysicalist, a pre-1776 American, deserves to be heard. Here is his campaign message.
“What America needs
In this hour of Savage Peril as the Barbarian Terrorists Jihad in on
America’s heartland
Is
The Old Daniel Boone Reckless Bravery
And the Thomas
Jefferson
Freedom vision.
“The Indian nations that fought so valiantly have passed on their warrior genes,
Their Boone-Jefferson values.
Generation by generation
The Geronimo tradition.
Has passed from father to son.
“And today, Daniel Bluefeather,
A man of indomitable and tenacious
Courage,
a pre-1776 American,
Has the heart and the will
To fight the terrorists and Custer them
Again and again.
“Daniel Bluefeather is ideally
Suited in this hour of peril
To foster
a genuine warrior foreign policy.
He will stand up for America. He will not present
A weak face to the world.
He is standing tall.
Ready to be President
Of the United States of America.
A vote for Bluefeather
Is a vote for Warrior Democracy.
Thank you and God Bless America.”
Ashton Showers
Davis
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