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Sex, movie stars, disease
After three or more years of shacking up with “Twilight” co-star Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart was caught “cheating.” Robert and much of the nation were shocked. Robert demanded that Kristen vacate the mansion.
A line from Beyonce’s “All The Single Ladies” seems appropriate, “If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.”
Having covered the important topic, let me also mention a trivial point.
Gonorrhea is now resistant to the last remaining antibiotic. Extensive and expensive treatment is necessary for a cure of the most resistant strains. There maybe an incurable strains of gonorrhea soon, if they do not already exist.
Millions of Americans soon may have the sensation that they are urinating razor blades several times a day.
Furthermore, an even larger portion of the population than today maybe infertile. Currently, about one out of five couples is infertile, and gonorrhea is a major cause of infertility. Incurable gonorrhea probably will make infertility more common.
But the press thinks that the Pattinson-Stewart break-up deserves the ink, so I will now return you to your previously scheduled ephemera.
Richard Bruce
Davis
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