My name is Joe-Sixpack. They call me that because I am always packing a six-shooter, although technically, mine shoots 100 bullets!
They say “No one needs assault weapons!” Well that’s bull! There’s lotsa reasons!
Firstly, we may have to overthrow the federal government if Obama gets too tyrannical on us, like they didn’t do to Hitler because he took away their guns. Heck, Obama is halfway there already. Because I am a patriot I gotta defend the Constitution, especially the Second Amendment.
Also what if there is a zombie apocalypse? (I saw it in the movies!)
Or if dirty commie Russians or Chinese invade?
Or an invasion by aliens from outer space? No darn alien gonna take my TV.
Gotta be prepared!
There are a lot of people out there who think like me and we need to be heard!